East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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