Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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