found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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