im drinking this country out of the recession.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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