Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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