were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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