Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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