My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Randomize
