They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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