Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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