I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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