the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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