last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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