doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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