This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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