why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
