In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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