is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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