I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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