omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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