whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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