Nicole vs. Life
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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