Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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