is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she pinky promised me she was 18
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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