on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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