why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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