I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Randomize
