So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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