She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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