I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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