Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Randomize
