I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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