It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
tell me about the eggs
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