It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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