What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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