it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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