My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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