are you so shy because you have an std?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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