he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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