I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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