i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize