i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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