Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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