I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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