so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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