covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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