in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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