Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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