chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
