Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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