So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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