yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I think people are normalizing furries
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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