Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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