okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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