talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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