I must be too annoying 4 u.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just high enough for therapy.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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